Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or so the saying
goes. But the truth is, hell hath no fury like a gay scorned because he wasn’t
invited to gay days at Disney. Happy pride month everygay.
I unlike the rest of the American gays didn’t know the June was
pride month. Where is the guidebook on being gay?! Shouldn’t it have come done
when I came out? Shouldn’t an angel come down from the heaven, carrying the
guidebook on being gay, wearing nothing but a little white Speedo? Who do I have
to talk to, to get one?
In all honesty, I have no clue what pride month really
entails. Is it a giant party where gays get drunk, and fool around? Is it a
whole month of not talking to straight people? What happens if we do?
No, it’s so much simpler. As you read, Disney has a gay day
where gays (and the rest of the populace, if you can handle being around 160,000+
gays) can go to the parks, have fun and take a few pictures with their
cherished Disney princess. They have a fashion show, the ever fabulous kick-off
show and upon further research, the Black and Blue ball. Sounds like fun,
right?!
Key West, though all ready pretty gay, has plenty of shit to
do, for you older, more relaxed gays. Dining, check. Boating, check. A nice,
relaxing beach, check. Plenty of hotels. Thought what am I saying, I’ve never
been.
It then moves to Las Vegas at the beginning of September.
I’m not going to sit here and ask, “Why is there a pride
month?” and all those other questions because I don’t want to bore you, for
one, and two, because I really don’t have an answer. “Straight pride is every
month.” "Why do we only get one." Blah. Blah. Blah. Anyone can go to gay days, and looking at the
pictures, it looks like one hell of a good time.
The website with a shit ton more info.
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