November, November remember
the fifth of November or at least I think that’s how it goes. November is all
about raising awareness with such competitions like No Shave November where
people don’t shave for the whole month and instead donate the money to cancer
research.
I’ve been thinking of my own
foundation for seven days. I’ve been throwing ideas around in my head thinking
about what it would be, who would participate it and how long it would last. I
think I have it down pat and its called One A Day November. Each day in
November you do something new.
It’ll work better if you do
it for your own education, or hobby, that way you can keep the stamina up. I’ve
been watching one new movie, in different genres, every night and then reading
the screenplay, if I can find it. One of my screenwriting teachers said, “The best
way to learn screenwriting is through reading them.” It’s really opened my eyes
because I usually stick with two genres: Horror and Drama. But with One A Day I’ve
watched romance, thrillers, science fiction, fantasy, musicals, documentaries
and classics, each learning something different from each.
It also works for painters,
writers, photographers and that’s all my mind came up with, so far. Painters
can paint something new everyday, it doesn’t have to be good, it doesn’t have
to be finished but it shows that you’re working everyday to get better.
It will last the whole month
and doesn’t cost any money. Well so far. You don’t have to do it, I’m not
making you and I wont be upset if you don’t, its still in the early stages of
being.
I told this same thing to
ex-boyfriend number one three days ago. He thought it was a fabulous idea but
his only hobby is having sex. Having really rough sex, the nasty bitch.
“I like when I get pushed
against the wall and shit.”
“That’s really weird,” I
tell him.
“Is it?”
“Yeah. I can just imagine
your boyfriend coming home ‘Hi Honey’ and he bashes your head against the wall.
‘Hi sweetie how was work?’”
He doesn’t answer me, maybe
because he knows I'm right.
Two days later I went to
Walmart to buy dog treats and a toy for my baby girl pug, Cinnamon. Outside
there were two cars parked in the fire line and in the drivers seat… two old
men. The fire line has a sign that clearly says NO PARKING ANYTIME.
This isn’t a pick up lane
idiot and you can wait, like the rest of us, in the parking lot. I don’t care
if you have a Cadillac or a Mini-Van because, to me, they’re ugly as shit.
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